A Very Late Review of Ratchet and Clank ps2

 Hey (Insert name here) I'm Rusty and welcome to my review of Ratchet and clank for the ps2 but today I'll be looking at the ps3 port of the game so sit down grab some popcorn and enjoy the ride. So we boot up the game and we see at the press start screen that Ratchet is trying to fix his ship the night before the adventure starts which is a nice background detail. I'll tell you a little about the story but the rest is for you to find out We start a new save file and we get info on what time and place it is set afterwards we see Ratchet fixing his ship but fail to do so then we switch over to clank again with the little detail of knowing the time and place it then switches to a factory of warbots making but the machine glitches and makes a little robot that Ratchet later calls clank. Clank then looks around. The view then focuses on an info bot. Clank walks over to it, views all it's good and gets shocked because his eyes were virgin. He then dodges a warbot and jumps down a slide into a conveniently placed ship and flies away. We then get another screen telling us the time and location and it switches to clank who is escaping his pursuers and gets shot down which then the screen switches to Ratchet on veldin holding his wrench like you did with your first born and sees clank crash land. Ratchet then decides to check it out and finally we get to play the game. In my opinion Ratchet has just the right amount of weight to his movement but doesn't have enough height to his jump. Ratchet is packed with his wrentch and some terrorism uh I mean bombs. So anyway I started smashing anything that moved and didn't move things like angry toads and crates that crash had missed. I should probably talk about Ratchet's move set. The multi-strike which is a three hit combo. The hyper-strike which is a ground pound. The comet-strike which is Ratchet trying to throw his wrench away but the wrench knows australian boomerangs and returns to ratchet No matter what. The wall jump which you should already know what this does. The crouch turn which looks like ratchet just did a boom boom and is stuck until he gets a change. A side and back flip. Ledge grab which he is able to move while doing, he is able to swim unlike me during swimming class. When clank is equipped with the heli-pack you can then glide boost jump and stretch jump, when you get equipped with the thruster-pack you can then stretch jump in mid air and power slam the ground. Now that they are out of the way we can go through the level oh I'm already at the end of the level well next cutscene. Ratchet looks around before taking clank for spare parts. Back at Ratchet's home Ratchet is trying to fix the ship again and clank wakes up. Clank then walks up to Ratchet and speaks. Ratchet jumps from shock and I'll let you find out what happens next but I'm going into review mode now. Let's talk about the weapons. The bomb glove is the very first weapon you have in the game with it you can throw bombs and if you gather lots of gold bolts you can purchase a gold version of it personally I only use it with a large group of small enemies 5/10. Next is the pyrocitor it's just a flamethrower and you can get it in gold personally I turn into dingodile and spin around with it 7/10. Next is the blaster just think of a automatic pistol but instead of bullets think plasma bullets and yes you can make it gold useful for mid range attacks 6/10. Next is the glove of Doom or the glove that your room mate uses everynight it can produce small explosive droids now available in gold useful for um uh I don't know 4/10. Mine glove same as before but with floating spike balls 3/10. Taunter the worst weapon in the game it can't do damage and no it doesn't come in gold 1/10. Suck cannon it can suck up and throw small enemies and it comes in gold useful when low on ammo 8/10. The Devastator basically a rocket launcher and it comes in yellow useful in the final boss and any other enemy giving you trouble 8/10. Walloper just jak's punch from jak and daxter useful nowhere 2/10. Visibomb gun the second best weapon in the game useful for taking out enemies from across the map 10/10. Decoy glove make a decoy to run away comes in gold 6/10. Drone device it is basically a flying version of the glove of Doom personally I don't use it very much so I don't know what it's useful for 3/10. Tessa claw a better version of the pyrocitor you can colour it gold and it's useful with moving enemies 8/10. Morph-o-ray just morph them into KFC and get a gold version for the kids, I have only used it once so I can't help you decide what to do with it 3/10. And finally the R.Y.N.O. just pull the trigger and let chaos erupt, it's useful anywhere 10/10. This review is over if you want to know my opinions of the planets then please come back soon as I might update this but hey what do I know I'm just a Rustic person.